Purple Drank...

For all you who do not know what the purple drank is please let me explain...

"Purple drank is a slang term for a recreational drug popular in the hip hop community in the southern United States, originating in Houston, Texas. Its main ingredient is prescription-strength cough syrup containing codeine and promethazine.^[1] Cough syrup is typically mixed with ingredients such as Sprite soft drink or Mountain Dew and pieces of Jolly Rancher candy. The purplish hue of purple drank comes from dyes in the cough syrup." wikipedia

We get lots of callers asking if we have this type of medicine in purple... if it is not purple then they do not want it :(

So today a lady calls and asks "what color is your phenergan with codeine" (sketch)? I tell her that "I don't know because it is not open".  She then proceeds to ask "is it purple?" (getting sketchier).  I then tell her "it is GREEN".  She then asks "is it red?" I reply "no it is GREEN!!".  She then says, "Oh, you have the green one" and hangs up.